our president 

Our president
Rick Astley will never do these things to you:
Give You Up
Let You Down
Run Around
Desert You
Make You Cry
Say Goodbye
Tell A Lie
And Hurt You

'Look! our president is in a new meme!'
said boblina

our president by bucky barnes official May 12, 2022

Thank God John Kerry Is Our President

An exclamation that United States citizens, living in an alternate universe, would cry out, every time they had a glimpse of their alternate universe, in which George W. Bush is president.

Bush fucked up again! Aren't you glad we don't live in that shitty universe? Thank God John Kerry is our president!

Thank God John Kerry Is Our President by Ask Your Dad July 26, 2006

Donald Trump Our great fat ass fuck faced president

A fat ass rolly polly fuck face who likes shaking hands too hard and grabbing womans private parts.

He used to be in a tv show that probably hightened the number of fat ass perverts like him. What a cunt. What a slag.

Our beautiful fucking president.

All worship Donald Trump our great fat ass fuck faced president
All fuck up and shit on your nazi asses! HAil the church of the supreme donald and the support from the church of scientology. mental health
dosent exist dum asses.

Donald Trump Our great fat ass fuck faced president by LikeDAtAssSHit October 1, 2019

Actually Working On Our Presentation 

Actually Working On Our Presentation is about actually working on our presentation, instead of writing urban dictionary articles. It is about doing work and not doing some procrastination bullshit.

"Hey bitch, start actually working on our presentation. No, you can't put me in your dumbass urban dictionary bullshit."

Actually Working On Our Presentation by SayHiToYourMotherForMeSheIsHot February 14, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016