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Ouija Wank

When one partner asks the other to masturbate them with their left hand. Stems from the belief that masturbating oneself with the opposite hand to writing creates the illusion of a second party. The theory is that a second person using their non-writing hand invokes a third, mystery character or entity from the spirit world into the bedroom.
OMG she gave me a ouija wank and I saw Grandma.
Ouija Wank by GaslightGarageFreak October 17, 2020
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Ouija-Wank 

When someone masturbates to photos/video of the departed when they were still living
Dave: I heard Charlotte past away..

Shaun: yeah man it's really sad going to give her one last Ouija-wank for the road.
Ouija-Wank by Little_doomer_ July 10, 2022

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026
Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.
feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004
Word of the Day on July 2, 2026

give a hoot don't pollute 

the act of giving a hoot and not polluting
*sees a dirtbag litter*
gIVE A HOOT DON'T POLLUTE BITCH

*slam dunks trash into appropriate bin*
Word of the Day on July 1, 2026