Otopeni

Located next to Bucharest, Otopeni is the home of the biggest airport in Romania, “Aeroportul Henri Coandă”
It also has a school, named “Liceul Teoretic Ioan Petruș”, full of gypsies, drug dealers, and complete idiots.
Whatever you do, don’t even think about living here, it will only cause you pain and suffering hearing those airplanes flying all day long, AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE PEOPLE, may God damn all the terrible people here to hell.

We also have a water park and a car museum:)

Otopeni is awful, its just hell on earth, when God created the Earth, he made sure that the most terrible people shall live in Otopeni, and those who are good and unlucky to live there, shall enter the Kingdom of Heaven.

by SR. Junior January 7, 2024

Octopenis

This is a magical and mystical creature that lives in northern England - Lancashire. Born as a normal boy, but with eight penises, he uses his monumental amount of penises to keep his girlfriend warm by wrapping around her like a quilt.

"I'll be your quilty"
"Once you've gone octo - your just plain strange"
"Having sex with Octopenis is like being in a Japanese Porno"
"Oh Octopenis, more more MORE"

by Mr Tailjob December 4, 2009

octopenis

Eight penises on one creature.

Take an octopus and replace it's arms with penises, that would be an Octopenis

by Octowoman November 1, 2010

octopenisola

A birth defect causing a man a have eight penises.

"Yeah I heard Morgan has Octopenisola."

by Cleru November 8, 2015