The only known treatment for condition known as cranial rectitis which involves removing the head from the rectum to cure the shitty outlook caused by this malady.

Sara told Bob if he doesn't clear up his shity attitude she will request that Bob's doctor perform a rectal pupil optomy on him.

Rectal Pupil Optomy by K-Krunk November 5, 2017

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Ostomptuous

Given to acts of arrogance and obliviousness that hurt others and make them angry.

Daniel was so ostomptuous the other day. He totally outed you in front of the entire rugby team.

Ostomptuous by LordZozzy January 20, 2011

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ostomate

Someone who has undergone surgery where they were given an ileostomy, colostomy, or urostomy.

Shelia is an ostomate.
It's easier talking to fellow ostomates when you're having issues with your ileostomy.

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optomystic

Feeling positive and supportive regarding a divine-power guru.

Harry Houdini was not overly optomystic regarding so-called spiritualists and mediums; in fact, he made it a side-business to debunk and expose a majority of them as da shameless frauds and humbugs dat they actually were.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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