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Someone who is fucking retard. Know for owning shitty cars, and enjoys crashing them into other shitty cars. Also likes dogs.
"That dumbass Ossler backed his shitboat into a Ford."
"There goes one of them Osslers in their shitty Oldsmobiles."
Ossler by ClassicsDaily August 31, 2014
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osculectomy 

a surgical procedure only done on a very hush-hush basis in New York, Los Angeles, and Washington, DC. which becomes necessary when Party A has kissed the ass of Party B with such intensity that a vacuum bond is formed that is so strong that it can only be broken by surgical intervention.
In this case, (Ezra) Klein needs an osculectomy to be forcibly detached from the posterior of Michael Lewis
osculectomy by y_a_s_a June 27, 2011
I had ossues with that guy over which beer is better, Fosters or Coors
ossues by mechanismo October 31, 2011
The most awesome girl in the world. Someone you have known for a long time and have secretly been in love with for what seems like forever, then she's yours and your the most lucky guy in the world and become a little too protective over her, but it's all good
Ossilena is beautiful, caring, loving there is nothing not to love about her
Ossilena by HazelEyes1992 December 20, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026