a surgical procedure only done on a very hush-hush basis in New York, Los Angeles, and Washington, DC. which becomes necessary when Party A has kissed the ass of Party B with such intensity that a vacuum bond is formed that is so strong that it can only be broken by surgical intervention.
In this case, (Ezra) Klein needs an osculectomy to be forcibly detached from the posterior of Michael Lewis
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