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Someone who is fucking retard. Know for owning shitty cars, and enjoys crashing them into other shitty cars. Also likes dogs.
"That dumbass Ossler backed his shitboat into a Ford."
"There goes one of them Osslers in their shitty Oldsmobiles."
Ossler by ClassicsDaily August 31, 2014
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osculectomy 

a surgical procedure only done on a very hush-hush basis in New York, Los Angeles, and Washington, DC. which becomes necessary when Party A has kissed the ass of Party B with such intensity that a vacuum bond is formed that is so strong that it can only be broken by surgical intervention.
In this case, (Ezra) Klein needs an osculectomy to be forcibly detached from the posterior of Michael Lewis
osculectomy by y_a_s_a June 27, 2011
I had ossues with that guy over which beer is better, Fosters or Coors
ossues by mechanismo October 31, 2011
The most awesome girl in the world. Someone you have known for a long time and have secretly been in love with for what seems like forever, then she's yours and your the most lucky guy in the world and become a little too protective over her, but it's all good
Ossilena is beautiful, caring, loving there is nothing not to love about her
Ossilena by HazelEyes1992 December 20, 2016