oscaritis 

When a film director directs a film with the intention of winning an Oscar rather than making a good film.

I saw Wolf of Wall Street last weekend, and Martin Scorsese has a case of Oscaritis. The performances are painfully Oscary, and the flashy, unoriginal technique (a rip off of Scorsese's Good Fellas) was like being hit over the head with an Oscar. Definite case of advanced Oscaritis.

oscaritis by shootandrun January 22, 2014

Oscaritis 

When you try to clutch but jitters so much.

Hey, that dude have oscaritis

Oscaritis by MacBath September 22, 2020

Oscarpistosis 

The fear of going to the toilet at your boyfriends/girlfriends house..

I'm dying to go to toilet after being at my boyfriends house. I wish I didn't have oscarpistosis

Oscarpistosis by Liamspreece April 19, 2014

Oscarious Willmottious VIII 

Birthday Boy

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday Oscarious Willmottious VIII, happy birthday to you

Oscarious Willmottious VIII by Rickerz September 26, 2023

Ocarinist

A person that plays the musical instrument called the Ocarina, a ceramic vessel flute originating from Central America and developed in Italy, later massively popularized in Asia and then with the introduction of The Legend of Zelda, in the West. This is the most unjustifiably egotistical type of musician, and has talent mostly in the areas of video game discussion and pretentious, ineffectual debate over the internet. This type of musician loathes and despises Zelda due to the brought on implications that the ocarina is a toy from a video game and not a musical instrument, though an ocarinist will secretly play Zelda songs when nobody else is around.

"I asked an ocarinist the other day if he could make it rain by playing his ocarina, then he went ballistic on me and started shouting all these things about Central America and Italians and some guy named Sojiro. It was pretty crazy."

Ocarinist by Midiciel May 19, 2012

Oscarpistosis 

A Fear/phobia a girl has of going to the Toilet at her boyfriend's house

I am at my boyfriend's place and I want to use the Toilet but I have Oscarpistosis

Oscarpistosis by Cruel-Dime April 19, 2014

oscarpistotis

The fear of going to the toilet at your boyfriend's house

She called me up at 1 o'clock this morning just to use my bathroom, she has a bad case of oscarpistotis.

oscarpistotis by whatisityoucantface April 21, 2014