Ocarinist

A person that plays the musical instrument called the Ocarina, a ceramic vessel flute originating from Central America and developed in Italy, later massively popularized in Asia and then with the introduction of The Legend of Zelda, in the West. This is the most unjustifiably egotistical type of musician, and has talent mostly in the areas of video game discussion and pretentious, ineffectual debate over the internet. This type of musician loathes and despises Zelda due to the brought on implications that the ocarina is a toy from a video game and not a musical instrument, though an ocarinist will secretly play Zelda songs when nobody else is around.

"I asked an ocarinist the other day if he could make it rain by playing his ocarina, then he went ballistic on me and started shouting all these things about Central America and Italians and some guy named Sojiro. It was pretty crazy."

Ocarinist by Midiciel May 19, 2012

Omarinit 

omarinit is gay spawn camper

omarinit is a faggot and hes a dream stan

Omarinit by Dudexasssss July 19, 2022

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012