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oinkshart 

Having anal with a pig, a really horny pig, and this pigs decides to shart all over your dick
I had oinkshart with a really specI'll someone last night.
oinkshart by SlutFuck.com December 20, 2016

The Oinks 

Def. Another term for the Swine Flu.
1) I'm coming down with a wicked bad case of the oinks!

2) I'm praying I don't get the oinks, they were out of vaccines.

3) Don't come over. Seriously, we have The Oinks!
The Oinks by The Oinks Suck November 10, 2009
To flatten by the art of sitting.

To make something flatter by sitting on it for a long period of time.
sean sat on brandon and orinsed his nose.
orins by Chris F. , Scott M. April 12, 2004
A person who calls oinks on an object, in some cases a person, will have full ownership of said object. Any person who violates the use of oinks is liable to have their oinks privileges revoked.

Oinks is akin to dibs, but more powerful and more permanent.

Also commonly used as seat check.
I got oinks on that beer.
Oinks by QuacksisDibs July 24, 2019
A cross between orange and pink
Those new orink stiletto heels are beautiful.
Orink by Hopers69 September 11, 2019
The new Boxster is a real oinkster.
oinkster by Charles E. Martin January 23, 2003
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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