One of the best towns in America. Has attractions such as Wendy's, Walmart, South Carolina State University, and most importantly of all, many onramps onto I-26 that take you the fuck out the fucking region.
guy 1: hey let's go to Orangeburg!
guy 2: yeah man! maybe if we're lucky we can catch the Sam Goody before it closes, and then drive around aimlessly and realize that this town is one of the shittiest imaginable.
An orange so delicious that upon first bite, one becomes so sexually aroused that they jizz in their undergarments.
Stephan: "Fuck, this orange I bought from SuperStore looks incredible."
Pat: "Maybe you should eat that in the can. I don't want you to orangegasm near my medicine ball."
Bob: No officer, it was an orange, an orangey red.
Officer: Sounds like a red to me.
Bob: Well, if I went on a green, my brother might be coming the other way.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.