One of the best towns in America. Has attractions such as Wendy's, Walmart, South Carolina State University, and most importantly of all, many onramps onto I-26 that take you the fuck outthe fucking region.
guy 1: hey let's go to Orangeburg!
guy 2: yeah man! maybe if we're lucky we can catch the Sam Goody before it closes, and then drive around aimlessly and realize that this town is one of the shittiest imaginable.
Stephan: "Fuck, this orange I bought from SuperStore looks incredible."
Pat: "Maybe you should eat that in the can. I don't want you to orangegasm near my medicine ball."
Bob: No officer, it was an orange, an orangey red.
Officer: Sounds like a red to me.
Bob: Well, if I went on a green, my brother might be coming the other way.