A game initiated when one cannot discern the gender identity of a given subject. The subject, known only as "it" until gender is determined, is scrutinized by the players until they can establish gender based on mannerisms, accessories, and the subject's interactions with its surroundings.
Player 1: Hey, check this out.
*Player 2 looks where player 1 is pointing*
Player 2: Chick or Dude!
Player 1: Upon further examination, it's a chick - see, it has a purse.
A phrase used when entering a bar where all the occupants are ugly females or dudes. Derived from the 1-10 rating system of women's appearances. 1 being low, 10 being great, dudes not being rated.
Man this bar sucks! It's Two's or Dudes in here, and that dudes a two..... I'm out!!!
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).