opposum

screwy way of spelling possum

the opposum is homosexual

by balls696969696969 August 13, 2011

opposum sex

A girl who just lays there like a opposum during sex, even though she is very much alive. She will typically moan a little when poked hard enough.

After 10 years of marriage, the only sex she has with me is opposum sex.

by erocko August 23, 2007

opposome

lame, not cool, the opposite of awesome.
similar to nawsome but more applicable to things, people and places that are not just not awesome, but the actual opposite of awesome.

jordan: did you see that lame page at facebook.com/AreYouAwesome?

eve: yeah. because awesome people need to announce there awesomesness with extra exclamation points and CAPS. totally nawsome.

jordan: more than that. Its' the opposite. It's opposome.

eve: totally.

by TC_CT June 30, 2009

opposames

Opposites that are basically the same. ect. a couple who completes eachother.

ect. Hitler and Stalin

me and my girlfriend are opposames.

by aoner2 October 25, 2008

opposimp

the opposite of simping

when you stop simping over someone and realize that they really aren’t that great after all

guy 1 “man you still simping over linda?”
guy 2 “nah i’m over her. i’m opposimping over her”

by lil_cookie_jar March 18, 2020

Opposimp

When someone simps for a man instead of a woman.

Person A: I can't simp, I like boys
Person B: Opposimp

by not a sou kin April 16, 2020

opposmistic

When you're optimistic in the form of being pessimistic

Me: Hah, that database is going to crash next week. Good thing too. It'll finally get upgraded.
Someone A: You're very pessimistic
Someone B: IDK I think that's optimistic
Someone C: That's opposmistic AF

by RubbaChicken October 4, 2023