Opportunipee

“The restroom doesn’t have a line right now, I am going to take the opportunipee.”

(To my dog) “We have a long car ride, these bushes are your last opportunipees for a while, buddy.”
by Ryan Green February 28, 2023
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Opportunipee

“The restroom line is short, this is my Opportunipee.”

(To my dog) “We have a long car ride ahead of us, these bushes are your last opportunipee for a while, buddy.”
by Ryan Green February 28, 2023
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Opportunipee

When you pee because you can, not because you have to.
We've got a long drive ahead. This is a good opportunipee.

This is a good opportunipee before we leave the house.

Hey, this is a good opportunipee. Don't make me stop the car in 15 minutes.
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