oprotunipee 

The chance to take a leak even when you don't necessarily have to.

Before we leave for this road trip you should take an oprotunipee.

oprotunipee by LarsP February 18, 2015

Opportunipee 

Your opportunity to pee

“The restroom doesn’t have a line right now, I am going to take the opportunipee.”

(To my dog) “We have a long car ride, these bushes are your last opportunipees for a while, buddy.”

Opportunipee by Ryan Green February 28, 2023

Opportunipee 

A prime opportunity to pee

“The restroom line is short, this is my Opportunipee.”

(To my dog) “We have a long car ride ahead of us, these bushes are your last opportunipee for a while, buddy.”

Opportunipee by Ryan Green February 28, 2023

Opportunipee 

When you pee because you can, not because you have to.

We've got a long drive ahead. This is a good opportunipee.

This is a good opportunipee before we leave the house.

Hey, this is a good opportunipee. Don't make me stop the car in 15 minutes.

Opportunipee by JRH58 July 3, 2023