oprotunipee

The chance to take a leak even when you don't necessarily have to.

Before we leave for this road trip you should take an oprotunipee.

by LarsP February 18, 2015

Opportunipee

Your opportunity to pee

“The restroom doesn’t have a line right now, I am going to take the opportunipee.”

(To my dog) “We have a long car ride, these bushes are your last opportunipees for a while, buddy.”

by Ryan Green February 28, 2023

Opportunipee

A prime opportunity to pee

“The restroom line is short, this is my Opportunipee.”

(To my dog) “We have a long car ride ahead of us, these bushes are your last opportunipee for a while, buddy.”

by Ryan Green February 28, 2023

Opportunipee

When you pee because you can, not because you have to.

We've got a long drive ahead. This is a good opportunipee.

This is a good opportunipee before we leave the house.

Hey, this is a good opportunipee. Don't make me stop the car in 15 minutes.

by JRH58 July 3, 2023