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Blind Optism 

When you hope in vain and you know it and thats the worst part. You know that what you are hoping for won't happen and yet you keep at it. It's like Cuddy waiting for Dr.House to change but deep inside she knows he won't.
Cuddy: House, I am scared that I'll die, everyone is telling me that you won't visit me but I know you will, I have faith in you.
*House doesn't visit Cuddy at the hospital*
People: Told you so
Cuddy: No, you're wrong, he'll come around someday
*House doesn't visit Cuddy at hospital yet she keeps on waiting*
People: I admire your optimism Cuddy, but you know its blind optism, don't you?
Blind Optism by Amandinha Bynes August 22, 2011
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The religion of worshipping Oppai, Japanese for tits, usually of the large variety.
I am a devout follower of Oppaism.
oppaism by Shiftinggg September 10, 2020
Opalism is the religion where opal is the goddess of everything. Bubbles are a major part of opalism and are the center of all happiness. There is also a cowste system where individuals souls are ranked by different colored cows. Opalism is the one true religion.
My life was changed when i started following opalism; it be so much bubblier now.
Opalism by ayitsmebitches December 24, 2016
Ryan Gosling suffers from optism.
Optism by Optisticfuck November 10, 2017
Someone who discriminates against people named olamide
Oh she called olamide a monkey that is olaism
Olaism by Ola1234 December 1, 2022
A prepubescent 8 yr old fag that also has a strong lust for Torbjorn.
See that torbjorn? Thats a optisma
optisma by Simuelchan Piswong September 4, 2017
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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