Ootim

If you meet a person named Ootim, you are very lucky to meet them because that name is quite rare. Ootims can be shy in front of other people, but if you are close to them, they will act like extroverts. They know a lot about astrology and will most likely be either a Leo or an Aquarius. They can sometimes say that they hate you, but that is not true, it’s their way of saying that they love you from the bottom of their heart. They can sometimes say the most weirdest and most random things but that is just a funny reaction to a joyful conversation. They can sometimes be weebs and wear an anime shirt or sweatshirt but not be a part of any anime weeb club. Overall, Ootims are great people who deserve to be loved and appreciated.

Guys look that guy’s name is Ootim. HE’S WEARING A “CHICKEN NUGGETS” HOODIE AND HE PLAYS VALORANT??? Typical Ootim, typical based Ootim.

Ootim by Gogyyy April 5, 2022

Ootim

If a persons name is Ootim, you are very lucky because Ootim is quite a rare name. Very energetic and act like a bro. Can say some of the most weirdest and most random stuff to you, but don’t worry, it’s because they love you from the bottom of their heart. They’ll say they hate you but you have to keep in mind that that isn’t true and that it’s the complete opposite. Ootim’s are also sometimes weebs and will most likely wear anime hoodies or shirts but will not be a part of any anime weeb clubs. In conclusion, always be friends with a guy named Ootim.

Guys look, that guy’s name is Ootim. OMG HE’S WEARING A “CHICKEN NUGGETS” HOODIE AND HE PLAYS VALORANT?? Typical Ootim.

Ootim by Gogyyy April 5, 2022

Ootim

If a persons name is Ootim, you are very lucky to meet them because Ootim is quite a rare name. Very energetic and act like a bro. Can say some of the most weirdest and most random stuff to you, but don’t worry, it’s because they love you from the bottom of their heart. They’ll say they hate you but you have to keep in mind that that isn’t true and that it’s the complete opposite. Know a lot about astrology and will most likely be either a Leo or an Aquarius. Ootims are also sometimes weebs and will most likely wear anime hoodies or shirts but will not be a part of any anime weeb clubs. In conclusion, always be friends with a guy named Ootim.

Guys look, that guy’s name is Ootim. OMG HE’S WEARING A “CHICKEN NUGGETS” HOODIE AND HE PLAYS VALORANT?? Typical Ootim, typical based chad.

Ootim by Gogyyy April 5, 2022

optimistuck 

1. adj. To be perpetually happy all of the time about everything, always.

Being optimistuck gives me the creeps. No one can be that happy about everything. It's unnatural.

optimistuck by picc285 May 9, 2019

coron-optimistic

When someone thinks they have already been exposed to Covid-19, and thus have antibodies for it, because they had one or more symptoms of the disease between January and March 2020.

Todd: “I think I may have had it already. Back in January, I was really sick for like a week after hanging out with that girl that had just gotten back from Seattle.”

Me: “Yeah, then you probably HAVE had it already. Either that or you are just being a little Coron-optimistic.”

coron-optimistic by Oilcan99 April 27, 2020

Crotch Theory Optimal 

"Crotch Theory Optimal" or "CTO" represents a modification of the poker term "Game Theory Optimal". It is a phrase that was first coined in the aftermath of the Stones Casino Cheating Scandal. When the scandal went viral in early October of 2019, hundreds of hours of poker cash game footage came under scrutiny by many amateur and professional poker sleuths. As a whole, the community came to the conclusion that Mike Postle, with the help of Justin Kuraitis and possibly others, was cheating while playing on the Stones Live Poker Stream. One of the alleged methods of cheating involved Mike Postle placing his phone between his legs, and viewing information about his opponents' hands real time. There is much video footage which shows him looking down at his crotch while playing poker hands. Once he had information about his opponents' hands, he then often made many non-standard, and highly profitable plays. Mike Postle demonstrated that all you have to do to play optimal poker is look down at your crotch. Thus the term was born: "Crotch Theory Optimal" Joe Ingram is generally credited for first using the term on one of his YouTube Videos.

I tried to bluff the river with 8 high but my opponent made a sick bluff check-raise with 9 high. That's when I had to dig deep, look down at the phone which was hidden snugly between my legs, and bust out a vicious Crotch Theory Optimal response.... Reraise allin.

Poker is so easy when you can play CTO.

Crotch Theory Optimal by FroggyBumBum. October 10, 2019

Optimum Pride 

A Filipino meme when a guy found a truck that looks like Optimus Prime and called it "Optimum Pride", butchering the name of the Autobot icon. It is often followed with manmade transforming sound effects: "eGh auGh ehEh Eh ÆhgH".

"Hey look isn't that 'Optimum Pride'?"
"It's 'Optimus Prime you fucking idiot"
"I dont fucking care what his name is, I just know he goes eGh auGh ehEh Eh ÆhgH then becomes a robot"

Optimum Pride by GapingButthole23 November 10, 2021