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An oongle is when a man shits into a womans mouth while she pisses into a cup. The woman then forces the man to drink it while he puts his penis into the shit. Then the man ejaculates into the shit and she eats it.
WOW I heard Carl gave Krista an Oongle
Oongle by pissfaceddog October 1, 2009
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Oongle Snoogle 

An oongle snoogle is a definition for a cute person, character or ship.
Person A: “look at Emil, he’s so cute!”

Person B: “I know! He’s such an oongle snoogle.”

Or

Person A: “do you ship A x B?”

Person B: “Yes! They’re such adorable oongle snoogles!”
Oongle Snoogle by Bathhtubh June 22, 2024
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ooglenzed 

Getting your pocket Kings cracked when playing Texas No Limit Hold'em.
"I got ooglenzed by a two-outer on the river again!"

"Oh no, I just picked up pocket Kings! I'm gonna get ooglenzed for sure!"
ooglenzed by Vinnibin October 26, 2007
A man who likes to drool over, fantasize about and look at other women who are usually half dressed or naked for fun. This type of man also does this in committed relationships to keep him from cheating. These type of men also like the attention they get from strippers because it strokes their egos. It won't matter how their gf or wife looks or treats them. They have to get their look and feel on to be satisfied. He's an oogler.
Look at this fool in the strip club holding unto the stripper like she's his woman and watching her and every other bitch like a hawk. Man he's an oogler.

or:
"Yeah man I'm going to this steak house where women are half dressed in short shorts to get my look on." This dudes an oogler.

or:
A man who likes to go to strip clubs for entertainment The entertainment is to entertain his fantasies by looking at naked women and letting them stroke his ego with their naked bodies by getting a table dance being a oogler with his eyes. It can also be a man that like to look at other women without their knowledge and get hot over it. An oogler.

ooglenzed 

Getting your pocket Kings cracked by weak starting hands when playing No Limit Hold'em.
My Pocket Kings got cracked by 97 suited!

Dang! Not pocket Kings again! I'm going to get ooglenzed for sure!
ooglenzed by Vinnebin October 13, 2007

Ooglenzed 

Getting your pocket Aces cracked by when playing No Limit Hold'em.

Dang! Not pocket Aces again! I'm going to get ooglenzed for sure!
Oh noes! An Ace, king and Queen on the flop!

You get Ooglenzed when the river is an extra King that gives your opponent quads Kings
Ooglenzed by DennMann December 10, 2009
the angry sound a llama make when it cannot communicate with humans. (see scoop)
Oorgle!!!
Oorgle by annonamous April 14, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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