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er ma gawd hes such an oofster
oofster by rapsit oofster April 6, 2018

Oostercard 

Similar to a loyalty card, but for Oosterhouse's. Members in possesion of the Oostercard receive points for each visit to an Oosterhouse.
One more visit to the Oosterhouse and I'll have enough points on my Oostercard for a free visit!
Oostercard by Hammermeister July 31, 2011

Oosterhouse 

A brothel.

An Oosterhouse can also be any location where the intended visitor/client will most likely engage in the physical act of intercourse, (to "Ooster").
Q: "Where can I go to Ooster tonight?"

A: "There's an Oosterhouse down the road"
Oosterhouse by Hammermeister July 25, 2011

Oosterhout 

German slang for pedophile or one that wants to touch little boys. Usually Oosterhouts are also total fags and prefer fist fucking midgets with their horse cock hand.
That Oosterhout was watching my little midget brother Joe masturbate in the Van behind Dairy Queen.
Oosterhout by Tacopounding June 23, 2010

Oosterhout 

Pennsylvania Dutch slang for taking someone to fistville
We Oosterhout those two spicks who crashed our town barn raising party

Oostertocht 

Birthplace and representing-name of the famous Mathizzle.
Mathijs, represent.
Mathijs: "Oostertocht"
Oostertocht by Scydow February 22, 2008