Onus

a word to describe a condition of extreme dangleberries (up to 3cm) formed as a result of frequent and extensive pounding in and around the anal region

After spending the night with B, i have contracted a severe case of Onus

by besteverrrrrrrrlife July 27, 2010

onus

A fat man who is very nice

Johnus get ur onus over here

by Michael Lee 2.0 September 27, 2018

Onus Shift

The process of calling someone that you know is not home, or cannot answer, for the sole purpose of shifting the responsibility of the return call to the other person.

"I called him when he was on the golf course because I knew he wouldn't answer. Classic onus shift."

by Roamin' Polanski July 1, 2008

PL'ONUS

Something that is above a plus and beyond a bonus.

Scoring free popcorn when you use your free movie tickets is a pl'onus!

by Rachael Hunter February 21, 2006

Reverse Onus

A sexual position similar to doggy style but where the person on the bottom has to do all the work.

"I thought I could take a break and just do doggy style but he reverse onused me".

by rachelike89 April 9, 2013

bonus onus

see super uber

Bonus Onus!

by MaharG MaS December 24, 2003

the sun will shine on us again

Words said by our beloved marvel character Loki before A FUCKING UGLY PRUNE STRANGLED HIM TO DEATH (even though most the fandom know he's probably still alive amen to our beloved trickster)

IT IS ONE OF THE MOST TRIGGERING LINES FOR ANY MARVEL FAN SAME GOES FOR "I don't wanna go, I'm sorry" said by our beloved peter Parker aka spider man THE RUSSOS CAN FUCK OF WITH THEIR BULLSHIT OF TOM HIDDLESTON IS TOO OLD TO PLAY LOKI BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW HE. IS. ALIVE.

Loki to Thor "the sun will shine on us again"

by cupcakessssssss June 21, 2018