Onu

Someone that gets girls, but doesn't know what to do with them because they are to sensitive for their own good.

He is like an Onu, a player on the outside but a sweetheart on the inside.

by Ivanne January 6, 2009

ONU

ONU f is used as a non-professional shorthand form of the term "Of No Use." It can also be used verbally out loud in public or say in the new normal zoomed out 'office' environment. This, where an inadequate room in your house is permanently used by a corporate entity, without paying rent or compensation of other sorts, simply on the basis that you as a zeeb would otherwise have to shell-out $scrotes to commute to your now obsolete office and back every day of the week.

There is no profanity actually implied nor created from time to time when using ONU! It is a simple three letter acronym and has absolutely nothing to do with the United Nations.

"Yes we interviewed the Gandalf. However, he was ONU, so we sent him for psychiatric reassessment" said the middle manger while stirring his coffee.

"The diodes in all receivers are 1N914's matched on an ohmmeter. (this is ONU and as such should be substituted for Schottky diodes)" from a open source hardware documentation template.

by zorgrian January 24, 2021

Onu

On universe.

like on god, but on universe.

“ this steak is so good! “

“ Onu.”

by burntloll December 23, 2021

Onu Lunauch

A title of a mid power spiritualist who works with at least one Wolf spirit or soul.

How the hell should I know any other person called Onu Lunauch but myself???

by Ancient Spirit Of Earth August 12, 2009

Kee'Onu

The most amazing guy in the world. He has eyes that tell stories and are the perfect color. He is perfect in every way.

He's so amazing he must be a Kee'Onu.

by Wowwwzaaa February 16, 2015

nicu onu

if your name is nico.
jump of a bridge your life is use-less
your only good for smooking and raping girls

you are so gay nicu onu

by bickcockarno November 21, 2021

rawr x3 nuzzles pounces on u uwu u so warm

Intro
Okay, I know this is a really bad idea but
I'm already here so
Here we fuckin’ go
Rawr

Verse 1

x3 nuzzles! pounces on you uwu you so warm (Ooo)
Couldn't help but notice your bulge from across the floor
Nuzzles yo' necky wecky-tilde murr-tilde hehe
Unzips yo baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky
Take me home, pet me, ’n' make me yours and don't forget to stuff me!
See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your buldgy-wuldgy!
Kissies 'n' lickies yo neck
I hope daddy likies
Nuzzles 'n' wuzzles yo chest (yuh)
I be (yeah) gettin' thirsty

Verse 2
Hey, I got a little itch, you think you can help me?
Only seven inches long uwu, PLEASE ADOPT ME
Paws on your buldge as I lick my lips (UwU punish me please)
’Boutta hit ’em with this furry shit (He don't see it comin’)

Intro
Okay, I know this is a really bad idea but
I'm already here so
Here we fuckin’ go
Rawr

Verse 1

x3 nuzzles! pounces on you uwu you so warm (Ooo)
Couldn't help but notice your bulge from across the floor
Nuzzles yo' necky wecky-tilde murr-tilde hehe
Unzips yo baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky
Take me home, pet me, ’n' make me yours and don't forget to stuff me!
See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your buldgy-wuldgy!
Kissies 'n' lickies yo neck
I hope daddy likies
Nuzzles 'n' wuzzles yo chest (yuh)
I be (yeah) gettin' thirsty

Verse 2
Hey, I got a little itch, you think you can help me?
Only seven inches long uwu, PLEASE ADOPT ME
Paws on your buldge as I lick my lips (UwU punish me please)
’Boutta hit ’em with this furry shit (He don't see it comin’)

The word "rawr x3 nuzzles pounces on u uwu u so warm" is described as a meme

by fkoffjanet March 13, 2019