ONU

ONU f is used as a non-professional shorthand form of the term "Of No Use." It can also be used verbally out loud in public or say in the new normal zoomed out 'office' environment. This, where an inadequate room in your house is permanently used by a corporate entity, without paying rent or compensation of other sorts, simply on the basis that you as a zeeb would otherwise have to shell-out $scrotes to commute to your now obsolete office and back every day of the week.

There is no profanity actually implied nor created from time to time when using ONU! It is a simple three letter acronym and has absolutely nothing to do with the United Nations.

"Yes we interviewed the Gandalf. However, he was ONU, so we sent him for psychiatric reassessment" said the middle manger while stirring his coffee.

"The diodes in all receivers are 1N914's matched on an ohmmeter. (this is ONU and as such should be substituted for Schottky diodes)" from a open source hardware documentation template.

ONU by zorgrian January 24, 2021

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Onu

On universe.

like on god, but on universe.

“ this steak is so good! “

“ Onu.”

Onu by burntloll December 23, 2021

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Onu Lunauch

A title of a mid power spiritualist who works with at least one Wolf spirit or soul.

How the hell should I know any other person called Onu Lunauch but myself???

Onu Lunauch by Ancient Spirit Of Earth August 12, 2009

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Kee'Onu

The most amazing guy in the world. He has eyes that tell stories and are the perfect color. He is perfect in every way.

He's so amazing he must be a Kee'Onu.

Kee'Onu by Wowwwzaaa February 16, 2015

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nicu onu

if your name is nico.
jump of a bridge your life is use-less
your only good for smooking and raping girls

you are so gay nicu onu

nicu onu by bickcockarno November 21, 2021

rawr x3 nuzzles pounces on u uwu u so warm

Intro
Okay, I know this is a really bad idea but
I'm already here so
Here we fuckin’ go
Rawr

Verse 1

x3 nuzzles! pounces on you uwu you so warm (Ooo)
Couldn't help but notice your bulge from across the floor
Nuzzles yo' necky wecky-tilde murr-tilde hehe
Unzips yo baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky
Take me home, pet me, ’n' make me yours and don't forget to stuff me!
See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your buldgy-wuldgy!
Kissies 'n' lickies yo neck
I hope daddy likies
Nuzzles 'n' wuzzles yo chest (yuh)
I be (yeah) gettin' thirsty

Verse 2
Hey, I got a little itch, you think you can help me?
Only seven inches long uwu, PLEASE ADOPT ME
Paws on your buldge as I lick my lips (UwU punish me please)
’Boutta hit ’em with this furry shit (He don't see it comin’)

Intro
Okay, I know this is a really bad idea but
I'm already here so
Here we fuckin’ go
Rawr

Verse 1

x3 nuzzles! pounces on you uwu you so warm (Ooo)
Couldn't help but notice your bulge from across the floor
Nuzzles yo' necky wecky-tilde murr-tilde hehe
Unzips yo baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky
Take me home, pet me, ’n' make me yours and don't forget to stuff me!
See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your buldgy-wuldgy!
Kissies 'n' lickies yo neck
I hope daddy likies
Nuzzles 'n' wuzzles yo chest (yuh)
I be (yeah) gettin' thirsty

Verse 2
Hey, I got a little itch, you think you can help me?
Only seven inches long uwu, PLEASE ADOPT ME
Paws on your buldge as I lick my lips (UwU punish me please)
’Boutta hit ’em with this furry shit (He don't see it comin’)

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rawr x3 nuzzles pounces on u uwu u so warm by fkoffjanet March 13, 2019

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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