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En onkel er som en pappa, bare mye kulere. Her kan man ofte få et “ja” når foreldrene sier “nei”. Han elsker å skjemme deg bort, og han tar seg alltid tid til deg. Han er tøysete, leken og får deg til å le. Kjennetegnes som en snill, trygg og klok person. En onkel vil deg kun det beste og passer på deg. En onkel er god å ha.
Onkel er kul
onkel by Dyrskun September 29, 2017

onkel kånkel 

The greatest Swedish artist of all time. His lyrics are like poetry.
Have you heard the song "Martin Ljungs Förhud" by Onkel Kånkel? It´s geat!
onkel kånkel by MrBrutal October 31, 2003

Onkel Skrue 

Norwegian for Uncle Scrooge. Scrooge Mc Duck.

Used to call greedy people or somebody unwilling to share
Me: Can I taste?
Him: No it’s mine!
Me: Cmon Scrooge!
Him: Humbug!
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Meg: Kan jeg få smake?
Skrue: Nei den er min!
Meg: Kom igjen da onkel skrue
Skrue: tullball
Onkel Skrue by The armsman October 14, 2018

Onkel Jacoob 

The Maroccan word for calling someone attractive.
"You are looking really Onkel Jacoob today!"
Onkel Jacoob by Nigel Sarrim November 28, 2022

onkel donkel

ONKEL DONKEL BUSS!
onkel donkel by madlædzzz April 15, 2024

Friture Onkel 

"Jeg skulle have kørt den friture onkel over, inden han gik ind i bussen med sin bombe".
"Se! En friture onkel! De er meget primitive, så ingen hurtige bevægelser"
Friture Onkel by Sigøjneren September 2, 2015
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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