Onionfist 

Video games are the antidote to an illness called boredom. Games cure boredom. When you are diagnosed with boredom, you play League of Legends (LOL) or Call of Duty (COD).

But there is a deadly variant of the boredom disease: Classroom boredom. The most bored state of a human being is the state of sitting in a boring classroom and listening to a boring lecture. Just as absolute zero marks the coldest temperature, classroom boredom marks the greatest degree of boredom.

However, existing medicine such as LOL or COD can not be prescribed to a person diagnosed with classroom boredom. The games are blocked by the school network and are too conspicuous to play. They fall under the radar of teachers, making them inaccessible and ineffective for curing classroom boredom.

Onionfist Studio specializes in treating classroom boredom. We develop undetectable and unblockable video games, providing life-saving treatment to patients diagnosed with classroom boredom. Packaged as Chrome Extensions, our games can be opened and closed instantly at the click of an icon or the escape button. Moreover, our games do not show up in your search history. Onionfist games will disguise and infiltrate any firewall to save lives.

That’s right. The mission of Onionfist is to eradicate classroom boredom and restore the sanity of school children world wide.

Onionfist Studio developed Ice Dodo.

Onionfist by professional_circle December 28, 2022

The Onioniest Timeline 

An acknowledgement that we’re living in The Darkest Timeline, where satirical article concepts and titles formerly championed by The Onion are every-day, real-life news stories.

I just saw a Fox News chyron that read “TRUMP: YOU CAN’T IMPEACH SOMEBODY ‘DOING A GREAT JOB’ “ - another poignant reminder that we’re living in the Onioniest Timeline.

The Onioniest Timeline by #ai August 31, 2018

onionise 

To throw vegetables at strangers

'Bill you just onionised the local MP dude!'

onionise by Gaz April 7, 2005

Onionism 

Process of becoming an onion.

Me and my boys are practicing onionism tonight

Onionism by Jatchet November 24, 2018

Onnonist

Posh word for a wanker. Use it if someone is being a real git. Just shout it at them and they will have no idea what it means. Also see wanker

'You are such an onnonist."

"Huh?"

"Look it up in a dictionary you dumb ass"

Onnonist by awitb October 11, 2011

onionist 

An onanist with many layers who makes you cry.

OMG my ex-boyf Adamo was such an onionist! He found so many weird and wonderful kinds of pron that I just couldn't help but love him... until he uploaded that freaky vegbo sex tape I made on spring break :'(

onionist by Brickski October 3, 2011

onionism

the practice of worshipping onions and the metaverse as a whole. followers of onionism praise their lord and savior Onionia Shallothiah

"chud 1: bruh whats up w the new kid and his onion obession"
"chud 2: idk man i think he follows onionism"

onionism by nevilliam January 15, 2026