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a one hitter; a pipe used for smoking marijuana
Did you bring onesy? Make sure onesy is packed full of funsy.
Onesy by Dirk420 September 7, 2006
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onesy savvy 

I can let you drown but, I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesy savvy?
onesy savvy by awyr April 3, 2020

Taking ones chin 

The act of being chinned.
Yo did you hear Jaqueefe was taking ones chin.
Colloquial description of a one piece leather suite used for motorcycle riding. Term originally coined by highly esteemed female Australian bike rider of Melbourne location many many years ago. Since purchasing her own "onesies" it has been decreeded under Melbourne Bike Rider assesment to be the hottest arse in a set of onesies evvaaaaaaaaaaar !!!
she " Dude onesies for the track today ?"

dude "hell yeah help me pull 'em on"

she " meh, your arse aint never gunna look as good as mine does in onesies"
onesies by sharkuss February 2, 2010
A onesier is defined as someone who wears onesies in public.
She wears her hoodie cat onesie everywhere...that girl is a chronic onesier.
onesier by Jo Onesier January 17, 2017

ones and twos 

Refers generically to DJ turntables, etymology is a derivative of the best-selling professional-grade DJ turntable, the Technics SL1200, which has for better or worse become the de-facto standard in the club world. See also wheels of steel
Tonight we've got DJ Judge Jules playing live on the ones and twos, live on BBC Radio One.
ones and twos by Don Engel May 17, 2004
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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