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A small town in south-central Auckland. Filled with hory Maoris and Islanders alike. Lacks funding, trash facilities but at least there's a countdown. Prime spots for hookahs at depot and the dress smart carpark. Enjoy listening to all the crackheads shouting about god on a Saturday and broke asses who ask you for a dollar.
"G talking shit? Hookahs on Onehunga?"
"Yo come then cunt"
Onehunga by Onehunga's Finest June 27, 2021
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onehunga high school 

A very poor and shit high school which lacks funding
Shit Onehunga high school is shit and it smells funny
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Onehunga High School 

A high school located in Onehunga, a suburb in Auckland, That Country Where They Shot Lord of the Rings. The racial makeup of the school is said to be multicultural, and this is said to contribute to its appeal. On closer inspection it is obvious that the school is ruled over by a violent race known as Boongas. Onehunga High School is often used as an example of a low socio-economic educational facility by the government and news media because of the fact that it is not actually in South Auckland but is populated by those who give the area its notorious reputation.
Oh, Fuck! Here come some/a Onehunga High School-attending nigga/s. Everyone, save us some time and get out your cellphones and take off your shoes.

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026