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One millimeter defeater 

A very average sized and perfect for the job penis
Billy: hey Bobby wanna fuck
Bobby: Watchu Packing
Billy: A One Millimeter Defeater

One Millimeter Defeater 

One Millimeter Defeater is another word for a teeny tiny smaller than a shrimp sized Schlong.
Guy 1: Are you even a real man? You've got nothing between your legs...
Guy 2: I do have it between my legs but it's a one millimeter defeater.
Guy 1: Damn I wanna see now.

one millimeter non-defeater

A One millimeter non-defeater is an extremely tiny micro penis, a real baby carrot, which can usually be found on gay dudes with daddy issues.
"hey Audrey, I don't know if you know this but, the dude your dating, Preston, has a one millimeter non-defeater." Toren said. " Really? wow, no wonder he turned me down when I tried to take his pants off."