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One-eyed Monster

When a person pulls down his/her pants and moons one or more people in a fashion that requires the person to use their hands to spred their buttcheeks apart and show their furry, brown asshole. This can be converted into two-eyed monsters, three-eyed, or as many eyes as you can find.
I gave a one-eyed monster to rout 206!
by Jörg December 13, 2006
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one eyed monster

A nickname for the male penis, as opposed to the female penis.


Occasionally sings with the black eyed peas.
by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004
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one-eyed monster

1) A penis
2) A 4-cup formation in beirut in which one cup sits alone in front and the other 3 are lined up along the back edge of the table. A very difficult formation.
When the other team was shooting at the one-eyed monster in the beirut game, I whipped out my one-eyed monster and it made them airball both of their shots.
by Nick D February 4, 2004
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One eyed monster

The one eyed monster is a penis, but it’s a way to scare kids away from sex.
by Sex education April 22, 2019
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one-eyed monster

Da wang
by Anonymous September 30, 2003
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one-eyed monster

in the 1950's one-eyed monster was a very popular nick name given to the bulging televisions of the time. It is also a slang name for a camera.
Are you watching that One-Eyed Monster again Marge?
by Patrick London July 18, 2006
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