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One Guy Rule

When a girl has a history of getting with many men. She meets a guy, falls for him insanely quickly, and now insists she is a changed woman and no longer wants to sleep around.
Wow, she has seen the same guy twice, it must be that new 'One Guy Rule' she talked about.
Looks like they've both settled down together, that 'One Guy Rule' worked.
Words you can keep

one guy one jar

that one video where a guy shoves a jar up his ass and it breaks
have you seen the one guy one jar video

one guy one horse 

A video which shows a dude getting Fucked up his skinny ass by a 15 inch shlong and shows it pulling out of his ass hole dripping cum (watch with caution.)
"dude I just finished watching one guy one horse!!. That horse had a long ass shlong!!!!"

One guy one cup 

One guy one cup is a man who squats-naked-on a large pickle jar. After milling around a bit, the jar shatters while inside his rectum and he keeps his camera face, not saying a word. While hearing the shards of glass in his rectum grinding about, he starts pulling them out, bleeding massive amounts of blood.
Bro, I just saw one guy one cup and I can't imagine anything more f'd up!!
One guy one cup by Tymont January 7, 2012

One guy's trauma is another guy's drama 

The basic law of most television.
My mom: *watching a nasty medical program* Eeegh, how can you stand to watch that?
Me: Hey, one guy's trauma is another guy's drama?

That One Guy 

We all know him...
Person 1: Oh! You know who I saw today? It was... ummm... what's his name... you know, that one guy?
Person 2: Oh, yeah. Him.
That One Guy by Toast13 January 27, 2009

That One Guy With the Stuff 

He's that one guy that you know, and that everyone else knows, but you don't know his name. You do know that he's that guy, not the other guy, but that one guy, you know, the one with the stuff in the thing. He also has some hair and that one thing where he goes places a lot of the time sometimes.
Tyler: Do you have the notes?
Zane: No, that one guy does.
Tyler: Which guy?
Zane: You know, that one guy with the stuff, and he has that thing with the stuff in it, not the other guy, the one who has that thing where he goes places. Do you know who I'm talking about?
Tyler: Yeah, you mean that one guy with the thing where he has hair and stuff right? I know who it is, thanks.
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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