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one with shrek
one with shrek by shrek is our lord and saviour October 1, 2018
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one with the dirt
Person 1: Fuck this im out.
Person 2 : Where are u going?
Person 1: im gonna be one with the dirt
*magically gets merges with dirt*
Person 2: what in the actual fuc-
Person 2 : Where are u going?
Person 1: im gonna be one with the dirt
*magically gets merges with dirt*
Person 2: what in the actual fuc-
one with the dirt by Imagine being alive. Amirite? February 21, 2021
One with the West
When you have sex with a chick, cum inside of her and pass her off to your buddy and he eats her out and gets a pube stuck in the back of his throat and the woman is shaved.
Chris had sex and came inside a fat indonesian chick and passed her off to his friend for 40 dollars and his friend ate her out and had sex with her. The friend later complains about a hair lodged in the back of his throat, only to realize the woman was shaved. Chris smiled at his friend who had recieved the extra "protein" and a little piece of himself.
Become one with the West.
Become one with the West.
One with the West by The master of freakiness November 26, 2009
one with the buffalo
one with the buffalo by raychulwhere October 13, 2012
one with the table
take a breath, observe your surroundings, and woosh move, it can be anywhere, half a centimeter backward or ten meters forwards, you are now a weeping angel so don't get caught moving
one with the table by TAblesasone May 31, 2022
i’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Voice Comm: Can I take your order please?
Big Smoke: Carl, what do you want? You gotta eat to keep your strength up, man.
CJ: Ey, I’ll take a number 9, fat boy.
Ryder: Give me a number 9, just like him.
Sweet: I’ll have a number 6 with extra dip.
Big Smoke: I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Big Smoke: Carl, what do you want? You gotta eat to keep your strength up, man.
CJ: Ey, I’ll take a number 9, fat boy.
Ryder: Give me a number 9, just like him.
Sweet: I’ll have a number 6 with extra dip.
Big Smoke: I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
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