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one with the dirt 

Where you cannot take it anymore so you merge with mother Earth. Very cool.
Person 1: Fuck this im out.
Person 2 : Where are u going?
Person 1: im gonna be one with the dirt
*magically gets merges with dirt*
Person 2: what in the actual fuc-

One with the West 

When you have sex with a chick, cum inside of her and pass her off to your buddy and he eats her out and gets a pube stuck in the back of his throat and the woman is shaved.
Chris had sex and came inside a fat indonesian chick and passed her off to his friend for 40 dollars and his friend ate her out and had sex with her. The friend later complains about a hair lodged in the back of his throat, only to realize the woman was shaved. Chris smiled at his friend who had recieved the extra "protein" and a little piece of himself.

Become one with the West.

one with the buffalo 

Dude, I'm so fucking one with the buffalo right now.

one with the table 

take a breath, observe your surroundings, and woosh move, it can be anywhere, half a centimeter backward or ten meters forwards, you are now a weeping angel so don't get caught moving
evie and grace were ONE WITH THE TABLE when the crt turned her back

i’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda. 

What Big Smoke orders in GTA: San Andreas.
Voice Comm: Can I take your order please?
Big Smoke: Carl, what do you want? You gotta eat to keep your strength up, man.
CJ: Ey, I’ll take a number 9, fat boy.
Ryder: Give me a number 9, just like him.
Sweet: I’ll have a number 6 with extra dip.
Big Smoke: I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.