one eyed trouser snake 

synonym for penis.

one eyed trouser snake by Zach G. November 8, 2003

One-Eyed Trouser Snake 

A variation on the ever-popular "Trouser Snake", however the prefix added to insure that there is no doubt to what exactly the person is referring to which is coiled in his pants. That is to say, a penis, especially one of considerable length, doubly so if it's snake-like, and almost most certainly if the possesor of said wang must tuck it in his sock or coil it up. See also- Trouser Snake

"Xavier, a refined gigalo on the streets of Canterbury, could raise a generous tuppence with the help of his one-eyed trouser snake"

One-Eyed Trouser Snake by Sekkai December 13, 2003

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A snake that likes to live in the trousers of men. They are very unusual creatures which like to be caressed, licked and played with, and they spit on you through their one eye when they are happy. The fluid ejaculated is a sticky white substance that can be quite salty. They vary in size and colour and can sometimes be quite hairy. Beware of these seemingly innocent creatures though as they may contain diseases which can cause anything from rashes to death.

Sam has a 12 inch one-eyed-trouser-snake in his pants!! It spat on me last night when I was over.

one-eyed-trouser-snake by Mattie-Louise April 8, 2009

charming the one eyed trouser snake 

A new term which I just invented on the spot which refers to male masturbation.

Martin: I watched some wicked hardcore porn last night mate.
Matt: Really?
Martin: Yeah, it was so good that I couldn't resist charming the one eyed trouser snake!!
Matt: Cool

charming the one eyed trouser snake by Jim July 19, 2004

Wrestling the One eyed trouser snake 

other way of saying masturbate or jack off

Friend 1: hey what were yo doing yesterday
Friend 2: i was Wrestling the One eyed trouser snake.

Wrestling the One eyed trouser snake by Joe Who Blows May 22, 2009

Choking the One Eyed Trouser Snake 

A synonym for fapping

I just sa charlie Choking the One Eyed Trouser Snake

Choking the One Eyed Trouser Snake by Shouta-Kun March 18, 2022