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Only I get that joke
The definitive statement that proves anything you say is an inside joke. Best used when everybody gets the joke or when the statement is in no way a joke.
Only I get that joke by DirtyCa$h13 May 9, 2014
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Only on days of the week that end in “y”.
Example #1
Question: Do you drink often?
Answer: Only on days of the week that end in “y”.
Example #2
Question: Do you use drugs?
Answer: Only on days of the week that end in “y”.
Question: Do you drink often?
Answer: Only on days of the week that end in “y”.
Example #2
Question: Do you use drugs?
Answer: Only on days of the week that end in “y”.
Only on days of the week that end in “y”. by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023
the only spot in the spot
“the only spot in the spot” — the only visibly identifiable member of crowd that is not a member of the majority of that crowd including but not limited to:
The only Black person at a private school
The only White person at a Black Family Reunion
The only flamboyantly gay or lesbian person in a room full of Christian Nationalist
The only biracial person in a room full of uni-racial people
The only differently abled person in a room full of the biological normative
A single woman at a swinger’s club cruising for a threesome — so rare that they are called unicorns and have their own appellation.
Depending on the strength of character of the person in this situation. this can be a very fun, very comfortable, or very uncomfortable experience. And, if you don’t understand this phrase; then you have never been “the only spot in the spot”.
Ironically in a society and culture that prides itself on rugged individuality; there are still more extreme ways of being “individual”. Cultural food for thought.
The only Black person at a private school
The only White person at a Black Family Reunion
The only flamboyantly gay or lesbian person in a room full of Christian Nationalist
The only biracial person in a room full of uni-racial people
The only differently abled person in a room full of the biological normative
A single woman at a swinger’s club cruising for a threesome — so rare that they are called unicorns and have their own appellation.
Depending on the strength of character of the person in this situation. this can be a very fun, very comfortable, or very uncomfortable experience. And, if you don’t understand this phrase; then you have never been “the only spot in the spot”.
Ironically in a society and culture that prides itself on rugged individuality; there are still more extreme ways of being “individual”. Cultural food for thought.
When Gil Scott Heron attended an exclusive private school in New York, he was the only spot in the spot.
When my wife attended my family reunion she trumped my high yellow cousins by being the only spot in the spot.
When my wife attended my family reunion she trumped my high yellow cousins by being the only spot in the spot.
the only spot in the spot by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 5, 2022
Only the brave
one of the best songs by singer-songwriter Louis Tomlinson on his debut album "Walls" that the lgbtq+ part of his fandom has claimed because of its lyrics.
Only the brave by Clario October 18, 2020
I only work here
This is a phrase used to express resignation to a situation that one has no control over, where the person making the statement acknowledges that there is an issue that needs to be addressed but implies that the issue is beyond his control, power or pay grade.
co-worker : Don't you think we need to inform our clients that their bank may be going under -receivership?
co-worker2: I don't know man, I only work here...
co-worker2: I don't know man, I only work here...
I only work here by smoking_acez June 20, 2016
One show only
The showman was a sensation covering himself in gasoline, dynamite, TNT, then lighting and match, sadly its one show only!
One show only by I, Wreckerrr November 5, 2016
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.