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Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month
"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."
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Caviar at fish stick prices on McDonald's speed
The sentence expresses incredulity about whether someone expects to receive high-quality service comparable to the price of caviar (luxury) but delivered as quickly as service at McDonald's (known for fast food).
Caviar at fish stick prices on McDonald's speed by C.Gilfoyle July 3, 2024
The Price Is On The Can
A saying from the last TV show Atlanta referring to Arizona iced tea cans having the 99 cent price on the can.
The Price Is On The Can by Jimithy johnston May 17, 2022
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