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On cloak 

Having your video off during a Zoom or Teams call. Similar to "on mute" - having your audio off.
Hey, I'm going "on cloak" while I finish my lunch.

Jim, you're "on cloak" - are you still there?
On cloak by tbarrett187 August 27, 2020
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on the clock shit 

noun. (an addition to "The Shit List")

This is any kind of shit that you take while you are punched in (clocked in) at work. Lunch hour and coffee break shits do not qualify.
"Thought you might have fell down the toilet since you took so long in the bathroom?"

"Oh no, I just needed to take a nice "on the clock shit"!
on the clock shit by jamminspacey January 24, 2010

On The Clock Dump 

I make a nickle,
They take a dime,
That's why I shit
On company time.
Sam: How's work treating you today?
Tommy: Great! I stretched out my on the clock dump for over an hour this morning.
Sam: Gettin' paid, nigggaaaaa!!!

Click on that Clock

Engaging in sexual activities with a Clown, with clock referring to a Clown's cock and "clicking" corresponding to whatever sexual act you have in mind. ;)
Zach: "Hey Nathan, have you seen Julia around anywhere today?"
Nathan: "I am pretty sure that she went to the State Fair to click on that clock!"

or

The adults of Derry, Maine ventured into the sewers to click on that clock.
Click on that Clock by ThiccBih September 8, 2017

On the clock 

"On the clock" refers to when one is getting paid by the hour and any setbacks are viewed in a positive light, because the longer the job takes the more you get paid.
Ryan: "dammit, we've hit every single red light on the way!"

Kevin: "don't worry about it chief, we're on the clock!"

Ryan: "nuff said."
On the clock by Dirty danchez June 29, 2009

crappin on the clock 

The act of rushing to your job to take a crap or staying late to take a crap on company time. This is especially satisfying when you leave your house in the morning, already needing to take a crap and holding it in to go at work...on the clock.
I really had to take a dump this morning, even before getting in the shower, but I held it so I would be crappin on the clock.

pooping on the clock 

the act of taking an extra long break at work to poop

this is beneficial because you are still getting paid (whether it be hourly, or salary), and you'll feel good too.
mr. bojangles told me to file the tps reports. but i think i'd rather be pooping on the clock.
pooping on the clock by TeeKaih November 6, 2009
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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