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Having your 'ish together.
Mom: Did you do your homework? Your chores? Did you call your grandma?
Kid: I got it all on tap.
on tap by halfazn September 30, 2007
havin something on tap is having it in an abundance.
this is what you would say to a DUFF-"wow! she is ugly on tap"

"im awesome on tap"
On Tap by Matthew Pert January 24, 2009

vag on tap 

A steady supply of sex from a female. This could be from one female, like from a steady girlfriend. Or it could be from many girls, like if you happen to be a good looking celebrity who gets lots of different chicks.
My girlfriend is a crazy, controlling succubus. But hey, my dignity is a small price to pay for having vag on tap.
vag on tap by Blue_Berry_Jerry April 12, 2011

sex on tap

Being able to have sex whenever you want.
'my ex dumped me because I wanted sex all the time, i would have thought boys would have liked sex on tap.'
sex on tap by xLaurax August 15, 2008

Keep it on tap

Keep up the good work. Keep doing what you are doing.
"Keep it on tap, Dubs." "You know it, Lyle."
Keep it on tap by NihLyle November 11, 2009

pus on tap 

A place where there is plenty of vagina or hot girls, so much so that it is said to be 'on tap' like draught beer. It is readily available.
Sweet man, it looks like pus on tap!
pus on tap by timmyclass April 6, 2011
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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