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Mouldy on the Lush 

Irish slang meaning getting absolutely off your face drunk, usually while Knacker drinking (on the nac)
Friend: Did you pull that beure last night?
Me: No she was too moudly, she started getting sick everywhere!

Friend: Are we heading to a pub tonight?
Underage Friend: No fuck that we'll go on the nac and get mouldy on the lush instead!
Mouldy on the Lush by IrishGuru March 20, 2015

mold on your petunia 

can be used to describe a nasty woman's genitalia, as in mold found in a nasty bathroom or kitchen,

can also be used as a question to let others around know the person is being moody for reasons not caused or involved with the much like how one may ask if you have sand in your vagina. using the phrase this way works on both male and female partys
EXAMPLE 1.
Guy one: No way I'd hit that!

Guy two: I know right I bet she has mold on her Petunia

EXAMPLE 2.
The man at the post office was a real jerk today; I asked him whats your deal do you have Mold on your petunia?

mold on bread 

a metaphor for human civilization sprouting on a substrate (earth's surface). when viewed from atop a mountain or from a plane the city lights and man made structures seem similar to mold growing on bread. at night all u can see is the flickering of thousands of lights, not individual human beings. Joe rogan explains this in great detail in his youtube video about the psychedelic DMT.
Looking at all the mold on bread from the top of Iron mountain in san diego makes me think that we're nothing but shadows and dust.
mold on bread by corbinahunter3 March 15, 2009

mold on poo 

A poo that is left over a year.
The mold on poo smelled stink.
mold on poo by Debskelly1985 March 12, 2023

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026