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Copyrighted by Amazanta first used in 2022 by a young fella called Amazanta. It’s used to describe the agreement of something. And was not invented by the guy from adventure time. It is a very unwholesome word. Please use this at your will together the on glob clan will stay strong.
Ur looking fine today on glob
Looking hella ugly
U a shmake on glob
I pipe goats on glob
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On glob by Amazanta March 10, 2022
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Another way to say "on God" for good Christians.
"Yo bro, that broad's got a fatty!"
"On glob bro."
On Glob by Destroyernater March 14, 2023

getting his glob on 

A homosexual man sucking another mans penis
Yeah old mate was getting his glob on with that truck driver in the disabled toilets

There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life 

The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.
Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*

Globed on 

An alternative to “get dunked on”. Usually used in competitive sports or games.
Person 1: “You just got globed on!”
Person 2: “nah you cheated!”
Globed on by S-Rat August 30, 2023

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026