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On A Spree 

On a Spree is something that a person does repetitively, within a short amount of time.
Ex#1:) Male 1: "OMG, where did all the money go?"
Male 2: "Sorry Pooky Bear, I went ON A shopping SPREE!"

ex#2:) Female: "Have you heard of all the bank robberies that's happening around the city?"
Female 2: "Sounds like somebody is going ON A SPREE!"

Ex#3) Female #1:) "Girl, have you heard that Lilly, Keesha, LaToya, & Danelle all been hit up by Dominique in like 2 Days?"
Male#2 :) "Whew sounds like My boy Dominique is ON A SPREE!"

Figure on a Screen 

A figure on a screen is a demonizing and negative word directed as an insult to someone you communicate with in your daily life, but do not respect or value as an actual friend. A figure on a screen is not a friend at all to the person expressing this word.
Person A speaking to Person B: You are a Figure on a screen to me and you mean nothing more , however James is an actual friend to me.

about as useful as a screen-door on a submarine 

Utterly useless
A waste of oxygen
Completely worthless
A waste of space
Devoid of any purposeful function on this earth
Something about as useful as a screen door on a submarine
"This screen door on our submarine is about as useful as a screen-door on a submarine."

Numbers On a Screen 

What money is. Also, what you say to rationalize blowing all your money on booze/women/toys/coke. Replaces "little pieces of paper," which is deprecated.
Guy 1: Shit, $100 for four shots of Patron?!
Guy 2: Man who gives a fuck, money is just Numbers On a Screen!
Guy 1: You right.

Figure on a Screen 

A step below from a friend, more like a person you talk to for shits and giggles.
Luv you are a figure on a screen while I consider John to be an actual friend.

Figure on a Screen 

A person who is considered to be lesser then a friend.

Someone who does not hold value to you as a friend, but you still communicate with them by social media means or even by face to face contact.
This situation involves 3 people: Person 1, Person 2 , and Person 3. Person 1 is speaking to person two in this scenario

Person 1: I would be very upset and would care a lot if Person 3 did not speak with me anymore, however if Person 2 did not speak to me, I would not care because they are a figure on a screen to me and not an actual friend.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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