What money is. Also, what you say to rationalize blowing all your money on booze/women/toys/coke. Replaces "little pieces of paper," which is deprecated.
Guy 1: Shit, $100 for four shots of Patron?!
Guy 2: Man who gives a fuck, money is just Numbers On a Screen!
Guy 1: You right.
Last Call Hoe Patrol - That point at the end of the night, after you've been striking out or sitting on the sidelines, at which you will holler at anything with a pulse. Uncannily successful.
Damn, it's already 1:30 and I ain't found shit to take home and wear out yet! ...Fuck it, time for LCHP!