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Omnistars 

amazing human being who is the best thing that happened to me
Person A: Who’s that?
Person B: Omnistars, aka the best person ever.
Omnistars by keijiiswatchingjeremy September 26, 2021
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omnislash 

The most powerful attack in Final Fantasy VII of Squares Final Fantasy series. Omnislash is the character Cloud Strife's final limit break, consisting of 14 repetitive critical slashes followed by a powerful leaping cleave.
Omnislash is the greatest attack in Final Fantasy VII.
omnislash by Omnislash March 30, 2003

Omnislashing 

The method of quoting someone's forum post piece by piece (often taking their words out of context) in order to disect, degrade and ridicule their argument.

This term originated on the Relic forums back in 1999-2000 when a user there named Omnislash regularly used this method to argue with other forum members.
"You're kidding me,"

I never kid!

"if that were the case.."

The case? A suitcase?!?!

"then why does it seem"

Seems madame? I know not seems..

"like you're not making sense?"

I use sense, but I don't claim to make anything!

etc etc.
Omnislashing by DDT September 16, 2004

omnitard 

While not being out and out retarded, the omnitard has a way of making everything (s)he does seem retarded.
Man, Joe is such an omnitard. Every time he comes over, he licks the walls, but only the red ones.
omnitard by Jaq Lemur January 20, 2009

Omnislash 

Cloud's ultimate Limit Break. Cloud assaults his oppenent with a long series of powerful sword attacks (15 hits). This may be used against a single enemy or a group; either way, this is an extremely powerful attack. With the correct sword in hand, this attack can actually cause just as much, if not more, damage that the fabled "Knights of the Round" Materia.
Cloud killed Emerald WEAPON with Omnislash.
Omnislash by Master Tonberry December 8, 2004

omnitard 

omnitard
Main Entry: omnitard
Function: combining form
Pronunciation: awm'nee'tärd
Etymology: Latin, from omnis (multi) & tardus (slow)
: universally slow and/or dimwitted
noun
That guy is a real omnitard for not turning the water off before working on the pipes.
omnitard by dufachi.com May 13, 2007

Omnisperse

V. Evenly Disperse to all
You had 4 candy bars and was about to giveve those two kids two candy bars, and didn't give my little brother one? Nah bro you need to omnisperse those bars pronto!

I omnisperse all my love to my kids I love them all equally

When you mix up the Guacamole make sure to omnisperse the ingredients.
Omnisperse by TheKingPate January 21, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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