Omnistars

amazing human being who is the best thing that happened to me

Person A: Who’s that?
Person B: Omnistars, aka the best person ever.

by keijiiswatchingjeremy September 26, 2021

omnislash

The most powerful attack in Final Fantasy VII of Squares Final Fantasy series. Omnislash is the character Cloud Strife's final limit break, consisting of 14 repetitive critical slashes followed by a powerful leaping cleave.

Omnislash is the greatest attack in Final Fantasy VII.

by Omnislash March 30, 2003

Omnislashing

The method of quoting someone's forum post piece by piece (often taking their words out of context) in order to disect, degrade and ridicule their argument.

This term originated on the Relic forums back in 1999-2000 when a user there named Omnislash regularly used this method to argue with other forum members.

"You're kidding me,"

I never kid!

"if that were the case.."

The case? A suitcase?!?!

"then why does it seem"

Seems madame? I know not seems..

"like you're not making sense?"

I use sense, but I don't claim to make anything!

etc etc.

by DDT September 16, 2004

omnitard

While not being out and out retarded, the omnitard has a way of making everything (s)he does seem retarded.

Man, Joe is such an omnitard. Every time he comes over, he licks the walls, but only the red ones.

by Jaq Lemur January 20, 2009

Omnislash

Cloud's ultimate Limit Break. Cloud assaults his oppenent with a long series of powerful sword attacks (15 hits). This may be used against a single enemy or a group; either way, this is an extremely powerful attack. With the correct sword in hand, this attack can actually cause just as much, if not more, damage that the fabled "Knights of the Round" Materia.

Cloud killed Emerald WEAPON with Omnislash.

by Master Tonberry December 8, 2004

omnitard

omnitard
Main Entry: omnitard
Function: combining form
Pronunciation: awm'nee'tärd
Etymology: Latin, from omnis (multi) & tardus (slow)
: universally slow and/or dimwitted
noun

That guy is a real omnitard for not turning the water off before working on the pipes.

by dufachi.com May 13, 2007

Omnisperse

V. Evenly Disperse to all

You had 4 candy bars and was about to giveve those two kids two candy bars, and didn't give my little brother one? Nah bro you need to omnisperse those bars pronto!

I omnisperse all my love to my kids I love them all equally

When you mix up the Guacamole make sure to omnisperse the ingredients.

by TheKingPate January 21, 2021