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Omnitask 

(variant of "multitask")

To simultaneously perform all aspects of a given job. Usually used in reference to a fast-paced workplace when an employee is abandoned by all of his or her co-workers and forced to get the entire job done alone.

For example, an employee working at a fast food restaurant all alone must juggle taking an order, performing the cash transaction, making the food, dressing the food, packaging the food, and filling drinks all at the same time to minimize the total time taken to complete the order - when each of these different tasks is normally assigned to a separate person.
At night, I run this entire place myself. I don't just multitask, I have to omnitask.
Omnitask by CtrlAltDestroy September 20, 2006
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omnitasking 

To multitask on more than one operating system at one time.
It was hard to pay attention to the conversation when I was omnitasking by listening to music and word processing on the Mac, whilst chatting and image manipulating on Windows on the PC.
omnitasking by Challudym October 24, 2003
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omnitasking 

To go beyond multitasking, to do basically the maximum of things at the same time.
Not necessarily only for IT systems; can be across any group of task.
"Man, I am overloaded! I am reading this manual, typing emails, listening to conference calls and telling my dog to stop chewing my slippers, while my mates are texting with me."
"You are omnitasking!"
omnitasking by UK-Fynbos March 13, 2020

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026