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Omnipostant 

Someone who updates their facebook status every 5 minutes whether or not they have something important to say. An omnipostant person is known to post song lyrics, irrelevant activities, how drunk they are and how much fun it is where they are and who they are with. first coined by the staff at davincifox.com
Guy1: Dude, i don't understand why you would set your status update to "I am not in a good mood and i don't want to talk to anyone", i mean seriously you just talked to 200 people!...Seriously This kid Gary is out of control with this shit

Guy2: Yeah Gary is all about that, he's a real omnipostant son of a bitch
Omnipostant by davincifox January 4, 2010
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Omnipotential 

Having Infinite power but lacking omnisicence (Infinite knowledge)
The Beyonders are a Omnipotential race and are Gods compared to others.
Omnipotential by CallMeSaul January 24, 2016

Omnipotent 

A state of being all-powerful and godlike. In fact, it is being a god.
My demonic powers have made me OMNIPOTENT!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Omnipotent by Big Boss March 9, 2005

Omnipotent Z 

A horrible person who seems to think they are god. Always judges a fan base because of something several fans said or did. Like pewdiepie's fans for example.
Person one: "UGH. PEWDIE'S FANS ARE SO STUPID AND WEAK. PEWDIEPIE IS HORRIBLE TOO AND DOESN'T DESERVE HIS FAME. "
Person two: "Dude, don't be such a omnipotent Z. Besides, you don't seem to know anything about pewds. If you actually bothered watching and giving him a chance, you'd know that he cares about all of his fans and has donated thousands of dollars to charity. "
(Let's be polite, shall we? Please don't insult others for something they like and care about. )
Omnipotent Z by No hate :D November 22, 2013

Homo immortalis omnipotent 

The next step in evolution, from Homo sapiens sapiens to Homo immortalis omnipotent
Science, Gene Engineering, Nano Technology, Epigenesis, Astrophysics
etc. and Extra Terrestrial Migration will allow for “Goal Oriented Evolution”, leading to Homo immortalis omnipotent

Omnipotent Rat 

The rat who makes all of da rules.
John: Hey Brad, did you hear of the Omnipotent Rat?

Brad: No

John: Well, he can hear you
Omnipotent Rat by Joshawot June 5, 2021

omnipotent 

the all-powerful. A word people like to argue over.
whompy whomperson- i am the omnipotent.
binkerhead- no i am god.
whompy whomperson- you cant be god cuz i am god.
binkerhead-youre drunk.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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