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it means OH MY GOD FUCK!!!! originating on Bimmerforums (www.bimmerforums.com) by a member by the name of e30bokes. If you try to claim this word for yourself, I hope that you are visited in the night by the Byzanz Baby and raped continuously until you are banned from life, especially if you provide no pics of the Byzanz Baby.
12:03 posted: thursday rocks your face off!!
Hugo posted: anal sex rocks your face off more!!
JAlfredPrufrock posted: ASIAN PICS OR BAN!!
e30bokes posted: OMGF!!!!!
OMGF by e30bokes December 28, 2004
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1.Acronym for Oh My Godding Fuck.
2.Misspelling of the acronym OMFG (Oh My Fucking God).
"I got a 3% in my art class..."
"OMGF you suck."
OMGF by No Life October 1, 2005
1. Oh My God, Fuck!

Back in 03' or 04' I was about 14 and was wasting my life playing a MMORPG called Runescape. I was on my level 60...
I had like 84 strength at the time, and was fighting a tank ranger. he had full rune (g).
I saw he was at about quarter health, so I pulled the rune 2h. I slammed a 24 almost instantly, killing him, and as he fell over his last words where: OMGF
It was amazing, me and my friend started laughing our asses off.
Despite his extremely high defense, I managed to finish him off with the rune 2h.
His final words where: OMGF
It's only 1.2 million gp... not too bad.
OMGF by kamel_reds February 17, 2009
Means, "Oh My God Fucker!" Used in place of OMFG when you are aiming it at a person.
OMGF! Why the hell did you throw that shoe at me?
OMGF! by An interesting dude October 9, 2008
Acronym: keyboard-centric acronym, oh my god fuck you.
Person A: no worries, it's all good :)!

Person B: OMGFU.
OMGFU by egg sac November 21, 2015
CUSTOMER:

I'LL HAVE A SKINNY, SOYA, EXTRA HOT, NO FOAM, NO CHOCOLATE, ONE SHOT, HALF FILLED, ONE AND A HALF SUGAR CAPPULATTACHINO IN A TAKE AWAY CUP WITH NO LID.

WAITER:
OMGFMJ
OMGFMJ by char-irl July 31, 2010

omgffsstfu 

Short for "Oh my god, for fuck sake, shut the fuck up", and a combination of omg (oh my god), ffs (for fuck sake) and stfu (shut the fuck up)
-I kick ure ass on cs
-omgffsstfu, n00b
omgffsstfu by p4radox January 15, 2007
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