A beautiful, hella thicc boi who likes singing " Xue hao piao piao bei fung ciao " and praying to the grand master Oogway San and thinks that saying "hahahaha kristian nuget" is funny
To run your bar into the ground. Then shortly after lose your day job as a radiopersonality and be forced to sit in your living room and record your thoughts with close friends who also got shit canned for one hour a day.
CHAD: Hey, whats up with Mike? All he is wearing are slippers and a robe.
OSCAR: Oh, he pulled an omeara this year!!!
CHAD: Well I'm glad we still have jobs.
OSCAR: Ain't that the truth.
CHAD/OSCAR:(laughing) HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!