Olympic Sex

When the only thing you do is “practice” sex and finally have sex in 4 years.

Dude 1: Dude I got laid last night. Dude 2: Not me I have Olympic sex! Dude 1: Olympic sex? Dude 2: yah i’ve been practicing for 3 years now and hope to get laid by next year!

by Sambiase April 14, 2019

Olympic Sex

Olympic Sex is when a male is having sex with a female (any position) and when he is finished (ejaculated) he must put her on her stomach (if she already isn't) and proceed to put her in the Angle Lock forcing her to tap.

Guy 1: I had Olympic Sex with my girl friend last night

Guy 2: AWESOME!!!

by FFehrle July 19, 2009

Olympic Rings Sex Challenge

A sexual challenge where each ring colour represents a different activity:

Blue: Sex in water
Red: Sex on her period
Black: Anal Sex
Green: Sex outside
Yellow: Sex involving urine

Me and the girlfriend wanted to spice up our relationship, so we attempted the olympic rings sex challenge

by shukii June 28, 2010

Sex Olympics

The sex Olympics resets every four years, and revolves around collecting a number of rings that correspond to those of the regular Olympics. to obtain a 'ring', one must perform a particular sex act.

Blue ring: sex in water
Black ring: with a black guy/girl, or anal
Yellow ring: with an asian, or urination during sex
Red ring: during period, or draw blood
Green ring: outdoors

After obtaining all of these, the winner receives fuck all.

"Dude, yesterday I totally got the black ring11111!!! I've completed the sex olympics"

by RM-J October 18, 2008

olympisexual

A person who is only aroused by watching olympic events.

He became aware of his olympisexuality when he began marking the countdown days to Beijing a full year in advance, and splumed during the luge finals while standing on a makeshift podium of washbuckets and his nightstand.

by Pantaloon January 14, 2008

Sexual Olympics

Sexual Olympics are any major sexual event featuring all types of sexual sports, fetishes, and fantasies. These events last for many hours at a time and are usually loud, orgasmic and often public. The term suggests a competitive nature wherein those watching and/or listening try to compete with others in terms of display and/or noise.

"They'll probably be keeping us up all night with their sexual olympics"

by ˜°•.¸ ★ ḾiƦa ★ ¸.•°˜ August 22, 2011