Oliver H

Oliver is the most amazing guy you will ever meet, with a gorgeous British accent and a body to match he is sexy as sin. He is shy and kind but vibrant and hilarious all in the same way. His dry sense of humour knows no bounds and can be both side achingly funny or cringy enough to crack a smile either way he will always brighten your day. Oliver is a true diamond in the rough and eyes that reflect such beauty. Its hard not to love Oliver as a friend or more but trust that he is always devoted to only one girl, and if your lucky enough to be that girl then dont ever let him go. He is sweet, unbelievably romantic and sometimes so on point with your needs youd think he's psychic and best of all he has the patients of a saint, which makes some believe that someday he's going to really blow his fuse. But overall he is just the cutest, sexiest, funniest, most amazing person you will ever meet and thats why I'm glad to say that he's mine.

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I wish I had an oliver H

Oliver H by Live Oliver February 17, 2019

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Oliver Hugh O’hara Brownridge

Oliver Hugh O’hara Brownridge is a fat ass nigger faggot who sits on his toilet smoking weed all day he also reminds people of an equilateral triangle… nigger

Big Stevie: Hey bro u look like Ben Miller

Small Tim: Well u look like Oliver Hugh O’hara Brownridge

Big Stevie: That’s too far my guy

Small Tim: Shut it nigger

Oliver Hugh O’hara Brownridge by Jeff_gigachad_buff September 19, 2021

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oliver human

A human named Oliver

i have a crush on Oliver human

oliver human by Oliver Human July 18, 2017

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Oliver Hale

A man with an oozing lust Kanye Omari West and counterculture references. Unconcerned with hygiene Oliver Hale tends to contribute to a sad odor that leads to noxious and revolting conditions. Oliver is prone to causing deep feelings of exasperation in individuals by his relentless references to The Office, Parks and Recreation, and Reddit posts that frequently lack relevance to the conversation at hand. If anyone tries to disagree with Oliver Hale he will quickly shoot you down with a nasty zinger.

In a social setting
Person 1: Dude James crashed into an electrical pole, it's bad he is really injured.
Person 2: Holy shit that's terrible.
Oliver Hale: That reminds me of when they did polling on Parks and Rec.

Oliver Hale by BBQ Sauce Slut June 12, 2018