Olivas

A very hard working person.
An Olivas is an honorable person.

An Olivas is someone who will help you succeed in life. You can always count on an Olivas to help you. An Olivas is a beautiful person, inside out. An Olivas is Godly and will always find the good in people. If you meet an Olivas, consider yourself lucky.

I was having a hard time at work but luckily, Olivas talked to me and made me feel better.

by Queen of the Western world February 3, 2019

Olivas

The absolute lowest species in the rodent family. A person with no conscience who will stop at nothing to rat somebody out. Slandering, lazy, unworthily cocky, and to put it bluntly a filthy rat.

Guy 1: hey man, guess what? I'm suspended for two weeks without pay because that rat Felix Olivas snitched me out to IA. Now I'm getting moved to day shift Team 5.

by Western Hemisphere adventurer6 March 14, 2013

Olivas

The most sacred name a man or woman could ever hold .

Those who hold the name are most important in the Catholic Church .

If god had a last name it would be Olivas .

by The truth of the lord September 5, 2018

Monica Olivas

Monica Olivas is a red-headed Mexican from southern California. She is the sole member of her friends to not be a gang or get knocked up by 18. She is a writer/blogger/crazy bitch.

You pulled a "Monica Olivas" by not getting pregnant in high school

by Runeatrepeat February 12, 2010

Daniel Olivas

big booty hoe. his booty is probably bigger than yo mamas. his booty aint the only big thing as he has a big nose too. if he were a bird hed be toucan sam. probably has a little dick tho. looks like a thumb and has small ears. style sucks more than he does. hes probably gay for silas.

Damn is that DANIEL OLIVAS!
Look at DANIEL OLIVAS

by bloweee May 13, 2018

Two olives short of a martini

Missing both your nuts. taken from fresh prince of bel air

"Will: My friend knows this sqaw that he's completely in love with. But this particular sqaw just broke up with his best friend. Now, he don't wanna diss his boy or nothin, but he'd like to know how long is a good time to wait befire he... raidsthis sqaw's village, if you know what I'm sayin.
Philip: Ummmmm. Interesting you should bring that up. I had a case like that come before me just recently.
Will: Really?
Philip: Word up. Now this guy started going out with his best friend's girl hours after they broke up.
Will: Whoa, he waited that long?
Philip: Well, this other guy didn't think it was that long. He was very jealous and he shot his friend.
Will: Dead?
Philip: No. Let's say he's, uh, two olives short of a martini.
Will: OHHHHHH!
Philip: So before your friend starts raiding any villages, he better be sure its worth it."

by i am nobody and i am sombody January 5, 2010

pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives

Apparently it's what System of a Down likes on their pizza.

From SOAD's "Chic 'n' Stu"

What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy,
What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy,

pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives
pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives

by viva riolu May 31, 2011