He made you fall in love with him the first time you saw him. He has a talent of making you so unbelievably happy and so miserably sad with just one word. Maybe you want to forget him but you will never be able to part with memories and emotions he gave you.

olexander is the name of my future child

olexander by dudkasod November 25, 2021

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Olexandr

The Giga Chad of the century. He can make anyone pregnant with just a slight look in their direction (and yes, men are included…)
He’s got the ability to sumo squat over his enemies, flattening them in seconds. Ensuring his victory and his reward which are his enemies’s mothers… The intelligence which he possesses is far superior than any other human being in existence.

Furthermore, he has the physique of the gods, chiselled in smooth marble, attracting even ghosts to enter the human realm.

Quick! Don’t look over there! It’s Olexandr! Don’t fall under his charm, we don’t need any more babies!

Olexandr by Jibu rah (AKA, Papa Pringle) June 11, 2023

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