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Old person 

If you can't read this you either need glasses or you are an Old person.
Guy 1: I saw some Old person on the street asking me for money
Guy 2: Did you give him anything?
Guy 1: Fuck no, old people are scary.
Old person by Oskarmandude2 August 2, 2013

Old Person Child 

Someone who is very old but still acts like a child.
Tyler is such an old person child since he is old but needs common things explained to him!

old person kinker 

someone whos especially attracted to milfs, gilfs, and dilfs, specifically people who tend to be over the age of 40
Belle: Nana Banana is so fucking hot
Emi: this is like the fifth old lady this week, are you an old person kinker?
old person kinker by missmærkov November 4, 2021

Old person racist

When somone is a slight bit racist but its just because they're old, and your gonna have to put up with that
"Yeah my grandpa's just a bit racist"
"Like racist racist or old person racist?"
Grandpa:"This place was alright before all the pakis came here"
Old person racist by Gallackflankton December 12, 2025

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026