Old person 

Person over 30 years old.

-How long since you got your prostate checked?
-Man, I'm barely 32....
-Then you are a few years late; you are an old person already.

Old person by Jumer September 4, 2018

Old person 

If you can't read this you either need glasses or you are an Old person.

Guy 1: I saw some Old person on the street asking me for money
Guy 2: Did you give him anything?
Guy 1: Fuck no, old people are scary.

Old person by Oskarmandude2 August 2, 2013

Old Person Child 

Someone who is very old but still acts like a child.

Tyler is such an old person child since he is old but needs common things explained to him!

Old Person Child by KrustyKrustt April 16, 2018

old person kinker 

someone whos especially attracted to milfs, gilfs, and dilfs, specifically people who tend to be over the age of 40

Belle: Nana Banana is so fucking hot
Emi: this is like the fifth old lady this week, are you an old person kinker?

old person kinker by missmærkov November 4, 2021

Old person racist

When somone is a slight bit racist but its just because they're old, and your gonna have to put up with that

"Yeah my grandpa's just a bit racist"
"Like racist racist or old person racist?"
Grandpa:"This place was alright before all the pakis came here"

Old person racist by Gallackflankton December 12, 2025

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020