Old boo 

A fine aged Bae much like fine aged wine and stinky cheese. A lover that is older than you and used to be cool 2 presidential administration's ago. He doesn't understand how to be hip but tries- really hard. Confused when young people don't react to his jokes.

Old boo problems (flatulence, back pain, gout, sex injuries, difficulty with technology)
Had to explain "sneakies" to my old boo.

Old boo by Crabcate January 24, 2017

Old boot 

A women who looks much older than her age because she's all used up both physically and emotionally.

"Wow, this dive is full of old boots."

Old boot by Bin thair November 10, 2015

fuck my old boots! 

an exclamation of surprise or disbelief used quite frequently in yorkshire(south)

1:
two men driving rather fast and having to swerve violently to avoid an on coming vehicle andy's mate shouted "Fuck my old boots that was close yer twat!"
2:
you have just got home after a great night out and sitting in the middle of your room floor is the bigest turd you have ever seen ,reeling with shock and horror the only words you are able to utter is "Fuck My Old Boots!"

fuck my old boots! by shagg nasty February 7, 2005

OLD BOOT 

a vagina belonging to a very nasty looking woman.
(it most likely smells like an old boot)

-I can't believe you hooked up with that chick...
-yeah i regret it, she smelt like an old boot.

-(see's fat girl jogging)
-check out that sweaty old boot!

OLD BOOT by Cecil says August 6, 2011

The Smell of Old Books 

This term is used by a category of people who have the best interest at heart but are terribly pretentious. They usually like to use it to show you how much they love to read. These people also like to say that they enjoy Fall, because it is perfect "sweater weather" and they can curl up on the couch and read whilst drinking herbal tea. Favorite movies of this category include "Rent" and "Across the Universe." Favorite music includes light alternative rock and classical. These people can sometimes be mistaken for "hipsters", but they are not because they neither smoke nor drink. You can often spot these people at museums of modern art quietly discussing the deeper meaning of a hammer glued to a toilet with pink water. These people also enjoy having deep conversations, which help them to show off their vast knowledge. They also love Jane Austen novels. These people are usually females who are often mistaken for lesbians due to their disinterest in sexual relationships until age 30. These people dream of attending college in Cambridge or Oxford due to their lifelong love of anything English.

(At the library)
Lucy: I just LOVE the smell of old books! Don't you?
Jim: Indeed. Wonderful sweater-weather by the way, isn't it?
Lucy: Yes, it is. I REALLY feel like some Chai tea.
Jim: Yes, sounds lovely.

The Smell of Old Books by Old Books October 26, 2009

Month-Old-Boogers 

Ya know, those crazy crusty thingamajiggers up inside your nose that formulate after about, say, a month when you just can't get the jiff to get in the shower and bathe your inner nose!

Much like the times when you cannot get to the pool and bathe your inner soul!! 😝

Now those are really truly some authentic month-old-boogers!!! You be nasty!

Month-Old-Boogers by Camilla Love S.W.A.K. January 20, 2021

Old Boot 

An affectionate form of address, usually said by a man to another man, indicating your level of comfort with that person is equal to that of an old, well broken-in boot (as opposed to a cramped, new shoe.)

Thanks for letting me borrow your car, and loaning me gas money.

No worries, old boot, we go way back!

Old Boot by Kushi-Kat March 13, 2012