Old Whore 

It’s the woman who is just trying too hard. She’s seen way too much sun in her life. Her skin is like an old piece of luggage. Her hair is over-processed, usually way too blonde. The hair is almost always a bit big. Her nails are usually long and acrylic, sporting the Carmela Soprano french mani. Her clothes are just a tad too snug. She has her boobs on display, with a wrinkled, freckly chest exposed. There are rhinestones. Perhaps an ankle bracelet. Occasionally said anklet may be seen over/under suntan colored panty hose. You can tell she’s been around the block, so to speak. She’s lived hard. Lots of booze. She’s a bit puffy in the face. She’s got her cocktail and she’s laughing a bit too loud.

"I need to put some more SPF 50 on...don't want to look like an Old Whore."

"Wow, she used to be so pretty...now she just looks like an Old Whore."

"Yikes, who's the Old Whore sporting those Daisy Dukes? So inappropriate."

"Mom's Bunko group is going on a cruise. It's gonna be Old Whore City."

Old Whore by kellybex July 15, 2009

Old Whore's Diet

Day-old Chinese food, eaten first thing in the morning. The time of day matters less than the age of the food; the older, the better.

From the Rufus Wainwright song, Old Whore's Diet, on the "Want Two" album, 2005 - "This song was from my rather decadent period. I'd been up for days and found myself eating some rather old Chinese food from a hotel refrigerator. I thought to myself that this is the ultimate old whore's diet." --R. Wainwright, explaining Old Whore's Diet

"An old whore's diet/gets me goin' in the morning/ain't nothin' like it/gets me goin' in the morning.
"To say I love you/gets me goin' where I want to."
--Rufus Wainwright & Antony Hegarty, Old Whore's Diet

Old Whore's Diet by Sacralita April 24, 2005

Old World Whore 

A prostitute/whore that looks like an old world monkey

Guy 1: Yo steve fucked an old world whore
Guy2: Damn steve fucking old world whores now huh

Old World Whore by cracklord69 March 17, 2021

Old World Whore 

An old world whore is a whore that looks like an old world monkey. Cardi B is a fantastic example of this.

I feel like she is an Old World Whore

Yeah she definitely is

Old World Whore by cracklord69 March 26, 2021

old saggy whore 

Nasty words used to insult and emotionally injure a woman.

Your an old saggy whore.

old saggy whore by Alice thought August 19, 2018

Ain't good for anything but pissing and old whores 

What is said sometimes about a guys dick when he can't fuck good.
often said of a really old guys dick.

He's so old his dick ain't good for anything but pissing and old whores.

Ain't good for anything but pissing and old whores by Judge dredd7 February 4, 2012