Old Red

A magical, mystical, shape transforming being who has lived since the earth was created. He supervised the building of the pyramids. He was originally the lead guitarist for Gunses and Roses and gave them their start. He passed on and was reborn in the form of a pharmacist in Waco, Texas. There he created Dr. Pepper. Every day, wether you know it or not, Old Red is making the world run the way it does. Every day, every person who knows about Old Red can call upon Old Red and ask him for an Old Red miracle. He listens to 80% of the requests 90% of the time. Old Red is currently lying low in the form of my friend's dog. Once he dies, Old Red will find a new body to control. He is always present! Whenever something good happens, you fuckin thank Old Red...

Guy 1: Oh shit, looks like it's gonna rain...
Guy 2: You can't mow the lawn when it's raining...fuck
Guy 1: I know, I'll ask Old Red for an Old Red miracle so it doesn't rain...
Guy 2: nice...

(later on)
Guy 2: Dude it didn't rain!
Guy 1: I got the lawn mowed! Thank you Old Red!

by trptking October 3, 2008

The_old_red

Some elite Rs playing supergod. He is a member of the Failure clan Aus army

0mfg dar goes the_old_red! hes probs cooking the poofter

by I owned u princess April 2, 2009

Blue fish, red fish, old fish and new fish

dr seuss rap lines

Blue fish, red fish, old fish and new fish
My dad:💀

by amongstusall October 2, 2022

old redford academy

Ratchet school located on W. Outer Drive and Southfield Fwy on Detroit's Westside. New Principal every 6 months but they will give you a half way decent education. Know to accept Renny failures and kids who parent think it's "higher education" (IT AINT)

Cee: What school you go to

Jay: Old Redford Academy

by Somebodyinclassof2016 April 7, 2017

old redmond firehouse

the coolest place in washington to hang out that isn't in seattle, for teens in a safe environment with tons of stuff to do. they have shows all the time and teen feeds, it's so fun.

also called the ofh for short.

hey guys let's go to the old redmond firehouse and watch *insert really cool band name here* play! i heard their lead singer is hot.

by modrocker90 July 20, 2008

The Old RediRectum

When someone outs themselves by complaining about targeted advertising, not knowing it's based on their web searches.

Can also apply to porn related viruses and hacks, as long as they tell on the person's sexual preferences

Bob kept complaining about gay porn ads on the internet, up until I told him it was the old RediRectum

by theFANUM February 17, 2021