theFANUM's definitions

Floorbage Can

The floor behind the driver's set in a car.

Passenger: What should i do with my empty red-bull can?
Driver: Toss it in the Floorbage Can

by theFANUM February 12, 2010

The Old RediRectum

When someone outs themselves by complaining about targeted advertising, not knowing it's based on their web searches.

Can also apply to porn related viruses and hacks, as long as they tell on the person's sexual preferences

Bob kept complaining about gay porn ads on the internet, up until I told him it was the old RediRectum

by theFANUM February 17, 2021

FANUM's razor

When someone is attractive enough that friends and family feel comfortable joking about them being ugly

That was a sick burn, but thanks to FANUM's razor, I'll take it as a compliment

by theFANUM January 27, 2021

Occam's buttplug

When you shove Occam's razor up your butt to own the libs

Qanon? Yes, I'm familiar with Occam's buttplug

by theFANUM January 24, 2021

Nostalgi-anger

The feeling of simultaneously being attached to a time/place while loving the permanent freedom from it.

Visiting my home town fills me with Nostalgi-anger

by theFANUM December 22, 2020