Definitions by theFANUM

The Old RediRectum 

When someone outs themselves by complaining about targeted advertising, not knowing it's based on their web searches.

Can also apply to porn related viruses and hacks, as long as they tell on the person's sexual preferences

Bob kept complaining about gay porn ads on the internet, up until I told him it was the old RediRectum

The Old RediRectum by theFANUM February 17, 2021

FANUM's razor 

When someone is attractive enough that friends and family feel comfortable joking about them being ugly

That was a sick burn, but thanks to FANUM's razor, I'll take it as a compliment

FANUM's razor by theFANUM January 27, 2021

Occam's buttplug 

When you shove Occam's razor up your butt to own the libs

Qanon? Yes, I'm familiar with Occam's buttplug

Occam's buttplug by theFANUM January 24, 2021

Nostalgi-anger 

The feeling of simultaneously being attached to a time/place while loving the permanent freedom from it.

Visiting my home town fills me with Nostalgi-anger

Nostalgi-anger by theFANUM December 22, 2020

Floorbage Can 

The floor behind the driver's set in a car.

Passenger: What should i do with my empty red-bull can?
Driver: Toss it in the Floorbage Can

Floorbage Can by theFANUM February 12, 2010